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Richard "Breathless" Vaughan is in Hastings hospital recovering from clots in his lungs. In spite of his best efforts to stay there for as long as possible, eating the lovely hospital canteen food and chewing the fat with his fellow inmates, the hospital authorities say he is better now and want to send him home.
He has chained himself to the bed and refuses to leave.
According to sources inside the hospital he has been heard muttering incoherently such things as "....can't face another sprint..." , "....they are not agents, they are just resellers...", "....we have to do something about groups...".
He is being kept under observation, but doctors say he is expected to make a full recovery.

Get well soon Richie

Hi Rich,
I miss you. The office is now literally almost empty. I have no one to punch in moments of exhilaration. No one mutes me while on Hangout. I can't rant at anyone.
Please come back soon. I will buy you an all day breakfast. I hear that is really good for the circulation.

Daniel

Get well soon dude

Please get well soon bruv!! Mum and I are missing you at home, and I don't have anyone to blame stuff on.
I miss your lovely smily face on the hangout, I keep sticking a picture of you to the screen but it's just not the same because I can't find one where you are smiling :-(

In all seriousness though get well soon buddy.

Si.

Get well soon Rich

We've missed you! Actually, we're a bit short of tickets, so hurry back and let's break the SPR-10000 barrier.

Glynn

Get well soon

Rich, we need you back! Scrums are now (even more) boring, with no-one making inappropriate comments just when we need waking up, I'm afraid i'm going to fall asleep.
In addition to this, I now have no knowledge about the current state of play with the trains down south, which has become a small, but integral, part of my day.

Long story short, we need you back! See you shortly,
Matt

Get well very quickly.

Hello R to the V! I hope that upon reading my message, it fills you with joy and empowers you to make a speedy recovery. I searched for pie recipes and found this one: http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/1912643/beef-and-beer-pie

I decided to choose this one as it has a heart baked into the pastry and I, with all my heart hope you visit http://www.holidaypitstop.co.uk if you are looking for cheap holidays deals from over 38 holiday providers. Let's face it you could use a holiday after getting man flu last year and now you have blocked up lungs.

Girraffing aside, I miss your somewhat sexual innuendos on Skype and your love of Ocado. (I would personally never shop there as it's too expensive, but hey hoe!) So here's to making a speedy recovery and I hope you are doing OK.

Much love,

Dan

Get well soon Rich!

The user interface department is not the same without you! And we are one beard down in the scrum.
hd xx

I arrive back and then you get yourself hospitalized! coincidence?
Get well soon dude
Mike

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